My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
