What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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