My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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