Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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