David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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