Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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