i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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