Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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