but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
