ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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