please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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