the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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