we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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