i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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