All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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