worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish I only lived at night.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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