Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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