Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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