dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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