Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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