I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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