If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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