I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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