Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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