I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
