I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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