i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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