I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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