so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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