She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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