I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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