that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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