Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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