he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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