So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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