garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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