My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Your penis caused this!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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