its not stalking. its research.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
false alarm, still single
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
