is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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