But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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