But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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