She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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