Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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