guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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