What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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