your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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