I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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