Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
its liver damage thursday
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