I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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