BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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