You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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