whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
