Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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